January 2012
December 2011
Random attractive person: Do you like The Hunger Games?
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me:
Random attractive person:
Me: So, I'm thinking a spring wedding, maybe even autumn I like Saturday yeah we can invite a lot of people or maybe even none at all lol I actually know a lot of people on the internet who could come or we can just elope or like whatever you prefer and like do you want chidlren I was thinking maybe one or two also what are your plans for retirement or I don't know do you want to be buried side by side or cemated?
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
I can't even text without writing long, nice...
foreveranidiot:
And then my friends reply back like, “k c u then!!”
Me lying in bed: Omg that is the most perfect idea for this story. Yes, oh sweet baby jesus. So much perfection. It will flow so well. Oh...I can't wait to write this. It's going to be so great.
Me sitting in front of my computer: HOW DO I WORDS?!
starwake:
Anonymous asked: GENERAL DUNDERS MCFALLISTER
Why can't rappers rap about nice things? →
theannoyingskwid:
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
MORE FROM theannoyingskwid
"Get off the computer and go to bed"
ifheroesexixstediwouldntbeone:
This gif is my new answer to everything.
laugh-alittle:
gigglingbean:
Why aren’t you doing your homework?
Why haven’t you cleaned your room?
Why are you eating that whole cake?
Yes Joe. I love you.
"Maybe I would too, Caesar... if it weren't for...
be-the-mockingjay:
Mrs. Everdeen:
Gale:
Haymitch:
Katniss:
Audience:
REBLOG IF YOU HONESTLY THOUGHT YOU’D NEVER GET... →
funniest10k:
Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
Reblog if you love to write.
Whether it be fanfiction, original stories, drabbles, songs, poems, books, or anything that has to do with creative words, then reblog. Let’s gather all the writers of Tumblr together.
everyone else: i'm getting an ipad and a laptop and $300 worth of clothes and...
me: MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK
remember the kid who voiced Nemo on Finding Nemo?
Reblog and click the picture
whoa! someone hit puberty ;)
Can I marry you ?? O.O
